20 Mind-Lathering Shower Thoughts to Massage Your Brain

Author image for Eric Lund
Eric Lund
May 12, 2019 7:00 PM EDT

Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before.  So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Advertisement
  • 01
    Community - Being in a relationship is solving problems together Problems you wouldn't have if you were single
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 02
    Yellow - Amazon's most shipped item isa cardboard box.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 03
    Font - For a saga setin space. Star Wars has a serious lack of space suits.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 04
    Text - Getting a songstuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds an loop.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 05
    Font - 7 We all know howto count to1 bil- lion but none us have actually done it. 4
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 06
    Text - Since Asgard is flat, they proba- bly have a Round Asgard Society that are social outcasts.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 07
    Soil - Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn'ta lot of money
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 08
    Dish - If you buy a half sandwich you are sharing a full sandwich with astranger
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 09
    Text - "700 million people are smarter than you" may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 10
    Motor vehicle - Using 3D printers, you can now pirate board games. FLEET TREET 9TRAND
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 11
    People in nature - If it weren't for joggersa lot of people would still be classified as "missing
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 12
    Computer keyboard - c If keyboards had.braille signs on them, we would all unconsciously learn it over time.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 13
    Text - CLC Most lies are not to hide stuff, but 'to avoid unnecessary explana- tions and discussions.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 14
    Product - Stephen Hawking.could have had aConversation with the dentist during a proced ure.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 15
    Text - If your thumb is chopped off you lose your middlefinger.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 16
    Social group - At some point, we all stopped caring about personalizing ring tones.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 17
    Lawn - Trying to carry everything.in one trip is working hard to be lazy
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 18
    Water transportation - Living in a car and people feel sorry for you. Living on a boat, and people envy you.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 19
    Text - Your body doesn't trust you to control its most important func- tions.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 20
    Motor vehicle - As bad as gangsters and mob sters may be, they are generally very good at carpooling.
    via youandmeandrainbows

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

witty jokes wisdom clever interesting shower thoughts silly dumb funny
Scroll Down For The Next Article